Sydney's strategy is to disrupt the Lions by being so short-handed the AFL feels bad and scores for them.
Swans' 'Disruption' Plan Against Lions
Sydney Swans, hit by injuries, will rely on tactical disruption against a formidable Brisbane Lions side in their AFL clash. The undermanned Swans aim to unsettle Brisbane's rhythm despite lacking key personnel, making for a test of resilience against the competition's top-tier team.
Source: Swans' 'Disruption' Plan Against Lions — afl.com.au
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