Tech news memes
Page 4 of the best tech news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real tech stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Nobody hates DRM more than a Linux user with a hypervisor.
The EU just gave Apple permission to keep turning a $70 battery replacement into a $179 AirPod purchase.
Gamers lose their minds over a DLC named after a programming concept — as if the first 47 variables weren't enough.
Anthropic just learned that 'fair use' is a $1.5B word.
Somewhere, a Theranos investor is clearing shelf space for their 'Colossal' memorabilia.
Finally, an AI that understands 'bare minimum' is a lifestyle choice.
The only thing longer than Udio's training set is Sony's lawsuit.
The only thing shorter than Trump's AI czar tenure is the list of things the AI czar actually got done.
At this rate, Google will need a dedicated power plant before Gemini can correctly count to ten.
The headless robot is more committed than my gym membership ever was.
If you thought AI was bad for writers, wait until you see how little of that $1.5 billion actually reaches them.
From measuring tape to measuring AI doom — the government's safety plan is just a different kind of measurement.
The only thing cleaner than E20 petrol is the bank account of the mechanic fixing your car.
Your photos will now look exactly like what an algorithm thinks 'normal' is after a few energy drinks.
YouTube's moderation algorithm is powered by a random number generator and the ghost of a bored intern.
Singapore's AI notification rule: the only opt-in faster than the eye-roll of users who already don't read them.
The only thing more expensive than a StrictlyVC ticket is the therapy you'll need after getting ghosted by every partner there.
The hackers probably found the data easier to access than a hospital parking lot.
Alphabet's 'Frozen v2' chip: because nothing says 'breakthrough in AI' like a sequel to a Disney movie about a snowman.
This is why my toaster is now on a leash.
The only thing moving faster than the AI race right now is the sound of VC funding checks being panic-signed in Palo Alto.
AMD's Helios: the AI rack system that makes you realize Nvidia's monopoly isn't just a problem, it's a lifestyle.
Palmer Luckey really saw the traffic on the 101 and thought, 'What this city needs is more tactical strike capability.'
Windows 11: the only OS where every update comes with a complimentary 'fix for the fix'.
Nothing says 'free speech' like losing your biggest microphone.
Santy Sharma just learned that YouTube's 'free speech' policy has a 'don't talk about the judge' loophole.
China's AI is so advanced it had to stop accepting new users. Meanwhile, American AI is still figuring out how to not sound like a corporate apology letter.
We really think we're building a new era of civilization, but mostly we're just creating a very expensive way to argue with chatbots in our underwear.
Finally, a car that's as cobbled together as your IKEA instructions.
Musk spent years warning the world about AI, forgetting that his own AI company was its own best argument for regulation.
The cloud isn't a place—it's a way to accidentally sell your kidney for server time.
Toyota's EV: designed by committee, named by autocorrect.
The five stages of gacha grief start with 'I'm only pulling with free currency' and end with a maxed-out credit card.
The only thing faster than GTA 6 loading screens is fans emptying their wallets for a game they've only seen trailers of.
Somewhere in Silicon Valley, a billionaire is celebrating the planet burning just a little bit faster so he can get his chatbot to write his emails for him.
Ben Affleck just made more money selling the machine that makes movies than he ever did making them.
Budget phone specs are so impressive, you'd think they could survive a trip from the couch to the charger.
23 Google Maps pins accidentally turned into a very real 'who wants to be a tiger's lunch' quiz.
WHAT DOES A $3,600 LAPTOP DO THAT A $1,500 ONE CAN'T?
Apple's lawsuit: the closest thing to innovation from Cupertino in years.
KTM built a bike for the dystopian future we can't afford to live in.
The only thing longer than that subscription is the pile of games you bought on sale and never played.
Gamers: 'We'll sell our kidneys for GTA 6.' Rockstar: 'Good, because we've priced it at kidney level.'
The only thing scarier than a $2.5 billion AWS bill is the customer support response saying 'We'll investigate within 5-7 business days.'
Nolan says AI is a Trojan horse, but we already walked it through the gates and named it Siri.
The Clapper: where 'clap on, clap off' meant 'clap 47 times, then give up'.
Silicon Valley's existential crisis: a Chinese AI that actually works for pennies.
The AI is so advanced it can now ghost your responsibilities with more emotional intelligence than you ever had.
Campaigns are panicking because the one thing they can't spin is an algorithm that hasn't been paid off yet.
The only thing more desperate than launching a companion robot is believing we'd actually use it to do anything other than ask it how to be a person.
Samsung's foldable roadmap heard Apple say 'foldable' and immediately filed for divorce.
The government is really out here playing toxic ex and deleting people's virtual soulmates because they can't handle a citizen finding happiness in a .exe file.
Nobody told Silicon Valley that the AI race wasn't going to be a solo sprint.
Russia's anti-drone bullet: when missing once isn't enough, miss three times simultaneously.
We are literally draining the neighborhood's aquifer so a server can hallucinate a new recipe for 'artisanal' avocado toast.
Sam Altman really thought Dave Eggers would give a TED Talk, not an intervention.
Jensen Huang just proved that the only thing more expensive than a GPU is the jacket he wears while selling them.
The only thing faster than China's AI progress is the US going from 'innovation hub' to 'please slow down'.
Waymo's self-driving cars are so advanced they need a human to flip the breaker.
Turns out the only thing smarter than a Waymo car is a flashlight.