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AI's 'Black October': Critical PHP flaws set off global security scramble
Cybersecurity teams worldwide are rushing to patch critical flaws in PHP, the programming language used by nearly 70% of websites. Researchers at Google's Wiz and AI firm Calif discovered the vulnerabilities in August using advanced AI models. By Tuesday, warnings had spread online, prompting governments and businesses to scramble. Experts warn the situation could get worse before it gets better.
Source: AI's 'Black October': Critical PHP flaws set off global security scramble — CNBC
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