Tech news memes
Page 5 of the best tech news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real tech stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Now every time I look tired, my front door locks me out.
When your CEO's jacket costs more than the annual salary of 20 engineers.
The Honda Prologue: the most expensive press release in automotive history.
The only thing federal employees love more than a government laptop is a government laptop with TikTok on it.
Two AIs, $200 total, and the best they could do was a music video that looks like a DVD screensaver set to MP3.
PMX.AI: Now you can be ignored by a machine instead of a human.
Alexa+ is so useless, it asked 'What's an enterprise?' during the Star Trek demo.
Nothing says 'main character energy' like getting banned and assuming it's jealousy and not your tripod setup.
Finally, a stealth drone that works just like a ceiling fan — invisible, but everyone knows exactly where you are.
Turns out the real threat wasn't TikTok, it was Uncle Sam's attention span.
Meta's AI glasses saw a human blink and triggered a full existential crisis.
Nvidia's 2026 is the stock market equivalent of a disappointing sequel.
Nothing says competition like opening a training center next door to a guy who hasn't finished his own robot yet.
AI's best language preservation trick? Keeping English alive one 'I didn't understand' at a time.
Google's naming strategy: open a thesaurus to 'G' and roll dice.
WhatsApp fixes iCloud storage by handing your data to the company that knows you best.
Amazon's billing bug is the only time getting a $4 billion invoice is less terrifying than asking support to explain it.
Somewhere, a 2004 animatronic is still convinced it's about to drop the hottest album of the year.
Microsoft really thought we wouldn't notice them selling less RAM for more money while Windows 11 eats memory like a teenager at a buffet.
While America and China debate AI's future, Burkina Faso just wants to learn how to turn on a computer.
The flagship killer just killed its own flagship markets—and nobody noticed.
Nothing says 'we have real problems' like a 10,000-tweet debate over an avocado.
So the war is now just a massive Arma 3 mod, huh?
Lorde's protest against Spotify's AI is like a baker complaining that the oven automates the rising — while sitting in a bakery.
WWDC: where grown adults argue about charging cables for hours.
The internet treating Apple's iOS 27 beta like the moon landing is why we can't have nice things.
Apple releases the same phone in five shades of gray, and the internet treats it like the moon landing.
OnePlus leaving the US is just Apple's ecosystem tightening its grip — no lube, no warning.
Nothing says 'I'm worried about privacy' like suddenly moving like a crab in your own home.
The Testarossa Spider: for when you want to hear your V12, your electric motor, and your therapist all at once.
The only thing more inflated than your BP is the price of that ring.
xAI's legal team is more creative with lawsuits than their AI is with answers.
Musk's AI is so powerful it can solve climate change, but it can't get zoning approval in Memphis.
The only thing lower than Starship's altitude today is SpaceX's stock price.
Self-driving cars: finally making traffic so bad that even the gridlock is 'intelligent.'
Gen Z's fear of AI: the generation that can't turn off autocorrect thinks it can stop AGI.
A ransomware attack on a dairy plant: the hackers wanted a cash cow, not a real one.
Roblox just gave every 12-year-old the ability to spawn 10,000 terrible games per second.
Apple's ₹5,000 AirPods come with a catch: you must also buy a $1000 gift card.
New York is finally cleaning up its outdated laws, thanks to AI. So, when do we get the AI that fixes the subways?
OpenAI's first piece of 'hardware' is a basketball — because nothing says cutting-edge AI like something you can deflate with a pump.
The only thing cheaper than Maruti's new EV is the excuse they'll give for its 80 km real-world range.
The flagship killer just got killed by its own flagship.
The theft of commuter data and £39m cost shows critical infrastructure vulnerability.
Nobody asked for an AI that controls your devices, but VC says you'll learn to love it.
Some guy somewhere always finds a way to make 'disruptive tech' sound like a subscription service you can't cancel.
The new battery charges so fast, your phone will be at 100% before you finish saying 'but I need a new phone anyway'.
OnePlus owners realizing their 'flagship killer' just killed their resale value.
Spark School AI: the real teacher's pet that doesn't need grading.
India's AI data centers: built to be smarter than us, but they'll leave us high and dry.
Leaks are so complete Samsung might just skip the keynote and send a PDF.
Skullcandy finally got good noise cancellation — by borrowing the one brand that made noise cancellation boringly perfect.
Twitter went from a digital town square to Elon Musk's personal rage-therapy session in record time.
Meta's AI glasses: we're all out of bubblegum, but they've still got our data.
Trump wants NY to ban AI data centers, saying we need to make servers here. Did he forget who owns all the other servers?
Nothing says 'responsible AI' like suing the user for doing exactly what you built it to do.
Because what grandpa really needed was a hearing aid that requires a software update.
Suno's source code leak is basically a confession: 'We didn't invent music, we just stole the playlist.'
OpenAI's big hardware launch is a button box that looks exactly like every other button box, and the internet is losing it.
Meanwhile, my iPhone still asks me if I want to save 'Mom' as 'Mother' or 'Mommy'.