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PHP armageddon: OpenAI, Google's Wiz find ancient holes, panicking the internet

The NSA warned Wednesday that two critical vulnerabilities in PHP, a language powering about 70% of websites, could let attackers access file systems or databases. The flaws have existed since PHP 5 in 2004. Patches are available, but older versions are unsupported, and the NSA advises pulling unpatched sites offline. OpenAI and Wiz found the holes using AI models, then worked with PHP on fixes.

Source: PHP armageddon: OpenAI, Google's Wiz find ancient holes, panicking the internet — TechCrunch

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