Politics news memes
Page 5 of the best politics news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real politics stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Trump's 'Save America Act' is his latest attempt to convince voters his bank account is the same as the country's.
Nobody tell him the secret service is, uh, secret.
China's hacking skills are now just as legendary as Trump's inauguration crowd size.
Rapidly rising floodwaters threaten communities, prompting urgent evacuation orders.
Rajasthan officials are already practicing their 'caught with their pants down' pose for the inevitable monsoon chaos.
Environmental strain intensifies, demanding urgent infrastructure and disaster preparedness.
Infrastructure strains under extreme weather, impacting local commerce.
Somewhere, a lawyer is polishing their resume and wondering if they can claim 'existential dread' as a deductible expense.
Turns out the greatest threat to American health is the Senate confirmation hearing.
Turns out the best way to get attention is still to promise something you'll never deliver.
The only thing shorter than Trump's attention span is the part of his lawsuit he was willing to drop.
Somewhere, a golden retriever just barked 'Ruh roh, Raggy!'
Somewhere, the ghost of 'Make America Great Again' is wondering if it's time to start collecting unemployment.
Somewhere, FTX investors are frantically refreshing their balance sheets, hoping the Senate's rejection is a bug, not a feature.
So, Trump wants to start a war with Iran, but Congress is like, 'Hold my trillion-dollar blank check.'
Infrastructure failures leave vulnerable populations isolated during crises.
Somewhere, a BPCL executive is explaining to his intern that 'public outcry' means '3,000 clicks on a news story'.
The 14th Amendment just wanted to be included, man. So lonely in that dusty old book.
When a politician promises to 'shock you,' they usually mean 'you'll be shocked at how little has changed.'
Extreme weather poses significant challenges for essential services like summer camps.
When your entire political brand is being the exact right guy at the exact wrong time, but always, somehow, on the winning side.
Someone really just got the presidential cheat code, didn't they?
Somewhere, a road crew supervisor is using their kid's LEGOs to explain 'structural integrity'.
Finally, a bipartisan agreement: everyone wants to get high.
Extreme weather events test community resilience and infrastructure.
Looks like somebody forgot to tell the Senators India doesn't run on a Twitter algorithm.
Somewhere, a thesaurus is actively trying to sue for defamation.
They've weaponized 'service and resolve' into 'maybe someday if we feel like it'.
Somewhere a math tutor is weeping, 'But... but that's 360 minus 354!'
Somewhere, a law student is furiously taking notes on the exact wording of 'conflict of interest'.
My Toyota has been coughing black smoke since 2010 and I just assumed that was the point.
Maybe the road crew just promised them the moon and then delivered a pothole.
Landslides pose a constant threat, highlighting the fragility of infrastructure in vulnerable regions.
The only thing more shocking than a corruption scandal is its timing, right before exams.
Finally, some bipartisan unity on fighting the Constitution over a temple donation.
European election reforms are coming to Italy, which is like giving a toddler a set of power tools.
The monsoon season demands vigilance from all road users to prevent tragic outcomes.
Rapidly rising floodwaters threaten homes and force evacuations in Texas communities.
Guess we can all collectively exhale now that our public transport woes are officially solved by hovercraft.
Southern Europe confronts escalating climate crisis with rising temperatures and dwindling water.
The PM's visit to Punjab amid the Satluj water dispute is like showing up to a crime scene with the stolen goods, explaining you're just 'checking in'.
The NDA needed 360 seats for a Delimitation Bill, got 354. Somewhere, a chaiwala is explaining why a decimal point matters.
The only thing slower than a green card application is a politician realizing they're supposed to ask questions.
Looks like the Uncle Sam piggy bank has a lot of spare change for his favorite nephew.
The only thing bigger than Trump's ego right now is the size of the pile of promises he's already broken.
So, like, they'll promise upgrades, and then the road will just... upgrade itself? Is there a magic wand involved, or are we talking actual concrete?
Trump's foreign policy is like a toddler trying to build a sandcastle during a tsunami.
Trump sees the world as one big golf course, and if he's not winning, it's a penalty stroke for everyone else.
Turns out the minister's thick skin doesn't extend to online critique.
Uvalde is apparently America's real-life prequel to 'Waterworld'.
E20 fuel prices means content creators are basically paying for the privilege of making gas-guzzling videos about their own increasing expenses.
America's democratizing Europe with funds for causes that would own your grandma's soul, but Germany's got a bad feeling.
Disruptions highlight vulnerability of urban areas to extreme weather events.
The state's lawsuit against the feds is on pause because the guy they sued rescinded the thing they were suing about. Brilliant.
We pay them so they can tell us the sky is blue and water is wet.
When the person you spent four years yelling about wants to host his own press conference, suddenly you remember why you yell.
Turns out the cheapest way to fund the military is to make sure only *some* people can vote for it.
Remember when 'Making America Great Again' meant understanding your rights?
So the guy who's supposed to audit *you* can't even manage his own W-2s? Peak Trump administration vetting.
Someone alert the Parliament, the monsoon is coming and we need to discuss the agenda... for the agenda.