Somewhere, FTX investors are frantically refreshing their balance sheets, hoping the Senate's rejection is a bug, not a feature.
Senate Unanimously Rejects SBF Pardon After Final Appeals Denied
The U.S. Senate has unanimously rejected a potential pardon for Sam Bankman-Fried, the founder of the collapsed cryptocurrency exchange FTX. This follows the denial of his final appeals by the courts, solidifying his legal repercussions.
Source: Senate Unanimously Rejects SBF Pardon After Final Appeals Denied — Tech Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 16, 2026.
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