Finally, a bipartisan agreement: everyone wants to get high.
Senate Democrats Push for Full Marijuana Legalization as Trump Proposes Reclassification
Senate Democrats have introduced legislation to fully legalize marijuana at the federal level. This move contrasts with former President Trump's proposal to reclassify cannabis, a less comprehensive step that would still maintain federal prohibition. The Democratic bill aims to remove marijuana from the Controlled Substances Act, aligning federal law with the growing number of states that have legalized it for medical or recreational use.
Source: Senate Democrats Push for Full Marijuana Legalization as Trump Proposes Reclassification — Marijuana Moment
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