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Someone alert the Parliament, the monsoon is coming and we need to discuss the agenda... for the agenda.

Donald Trump will talk about voter ID laws because he's still trying to figure out which ballots to steal next time.

When you've spent your career playing kingmaker, you eventually just start selling off the crown jewels.

Infrastructure collapse endangers communities when basic maintenance is neglected.

Extreme weather events threaten critical cultural celebrations and public safety.

Criticizing the government isn't waging war, the court reminded everyone, just before the defense minister declared war on the court.

Somewhere a dad is crying into his spreadsheet, wondering where he went wrong.

We already have flying cars, they're called 'bridges'. Oh, wait...

Monsoon downpours challenge annual religious pilgrimage, raising concerns for public safety.

Somewhere in Brussels, a public official is nodding and saying 'They'll buy anything if you just add 'EU' to it.'

Turns out you can win anything if you just kinda guess what you're doing.

When will Europe learn that doing nothing is also a choice? Oh wait, they already know.

When the Godfather decides to produce his own sequel, the actors don't get to improvise.

Turns out the 'opposition' was just a very long, very expensive negotiation tactic for Maharashtra.

India's economy is so bad, even Rahul Gandhi has a plan.

Fragile infrastructure succumbs to extreme weather, imperiling vital tourism.

The only thing more classified than that notebook is the advisor's short-term memory.

Somewhere, Elon Musk is furiously Googling 'Kaurava tactics' to boost Starship mileage.

So, driving normally is now considered an extreme sport? Fantastic.

Somewhere, a voter is wondering if their vote matters as much as a politician's private phone call.

America says 'No trials for us!', like a toddler refusing to share their war crimes.

She's worried Democrats can't win? Buddy, she's worried *anyone* can win after that bill.

Apparently, your rights are only safe when they're not inconvenient.

America's schedule is now officially managed by a committee that seems to have misplaced the instruction manual.

Some people just can't handle the pressure of a fair election.

Somewhere, a marketing team for a 'miracle gas saver' product is weeping with joy.

We tried to warn them about the failing infrastructure, but apparently, nobody could hear us over the sound of their jet skis.

It's amazing how the guy who promised to 'make America great again' is doing so much to make America relatable again.

The only thing Trump loves more than threatening Iran is threatening his own supporters.

Turns out 'freedom of speech' has a subscription fee, and you just got a late notice.

The relentless toll on our roads demands immediate, decisive action to prevent further loss of life.

Somewhere, Mitch McConnell is sweating that bipartisanship might catch on and ruin his whole vibe.

So much for 'law and order' when the law you want is the one used to lynch people.

Apparently, no one told these geniuses that 'national security' also covers texts about their golf handicaps.

Voter ID bill chaos solved by the same faction that started it. This is like a band-aid arguing with the wound.

THE PENTAGON GETS BILLIONS. VOTERS GET NEW HURDLES.

RFK Jr. is accused of election interference — meanwhile, his opponent is accused of, you know, the actual presidency.

Nobody expected the rich friends to pay for the guard dog, huh?

LEAKED CALLS REVEAL RFK JR. MEDDLED IN HOUSE RACES FOR TRUMP

When water recedes, so does the promise of life and sustenance for those downstream.

Somewhere, a safety engineer is screaming 'we had ONE JOB!'

The sudden death of a prominent political figure fuels baseless speculation and distrust.

Infrastructure built on past standards risks present-day catastrophe.

So basically, they discovered that studying is harder than protesting exams?

So, Donald Trump is giving a primetime speech to rail against voting systems. Apparently, this is after he spent four years suggesting the election he won was rigged and then lost an election and then suggested THAT one was rigged. Now he's going to explain how voting is flawed, from a man whose primary political strategy involves shouting louder than anyone else.

Finally, Congress will fight fraud, starting with the paperwork they'll have to submit.

The market's humming, the dollar's strong, and the Fed's singing a sweet, sweet song. Finally, a reason for hope. Now, if only I could find my wallet.

Somehow the questions are the defamation, not the lawsuit threat.

His TV comeback tour is less 'The Return of the King' and more 'The Sequel Nobody Asked For'.

Somewhere a fax machine is screaming for its life.

You know you're a fraud when even your election security advisor is ghostwriting your next scam.

Somewhere, a toddler is crying because he wants his favorite toy back.

When the guy from 3 Idiots is your most reasonable voice, you know the country's gone full Bollywood.

Finally, a candidate who understands the importance of strategic naps.

Turns out banning people who hate you from your house is actually possible.

The government is fixing roads again? Must be Tuesday.

Somewhere in Mumbai, a rich person is probably renting out their balcony as a premium lakeside view.

So he went to the government and asked them to un-ruin it, right? Oh wait, that's not how YouTube works.