We pay them so they can tell us the sky is blue and water is wet.
Nigeria's Road Safety Corps Advises Caution During Rainfall
Nigeria's Federal Road Safety Corps has issued a renewed plea for motorists to exercise caution and adhere to safety measures, particularly during periods of rainfall. The advisory emphasizes the increased risks associated with wet roads, including reduced visibility and longer braking distances, urging drivers to slow down and maintain safe following distances to prevent accidents.
Source: Nigeria's Road Safety Corps Advises Caution During Rainfall — Peoples Gazette Nigeria
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.
Topics: nigeria · frsc · motorists · rainfall · safetymatters
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