Somewhere a math tutor is weeping, 'But... but that's 360 minus 354!'
NDA Six MPs Shy of Two-Thirds Majority Despite BJP's 'Mission 360'
The BJP's 'Mission 360' initiative aims to secure a two-thirds majority for the NDA. However, current projections suggest they are six Members of Parliament short of this target, complicating legislative maneuvers and potentially impacting future policy approvals.
Source: NDA Six MPs Shy of Two-Thirds Majority Despite BJP's 'Mission 360' — India Today
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 16, 2026.
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