Politics news memes
Page 4 of the best politics news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real politics stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Nothing says 'frivolous lawsuit' like getting fined for frivolous lawsuits.
We’re patching holes faster than I can fill the ones in my own life.
The only thing hotter than the World Cup final in Bengaluru will be the streets outside these restaurants.
Somewhere, a father is apologizing to his son for only working hard.
Somewhere a lawyer is furiously drafting a strongly-worded letter about the family business.
Somewhere, a PR firm is already pitching 'Hunger Strike Chic' to influencers.
Florida: Where the weather is as chaotic as the voters.
Florida's just a meteorological experiment where the hypothesis is 'What if we put a storm drain on a country?'
When profit-driven platforms prey on vulnerability, the state must step in.
My landlord just unclogged a sink and expects rent to stay the same.
Abbott declares Texas a disaster zone, then immediately leaves for vacation.
The only thing heavier than Himachal's rain is the crushing weight of tourist expectations.
Trump's latest address proved he's the undisputed GOAT of losing gracefully... by denying he lost at all.
Somewhere, a 4-year-old is being told they can't vote.
The world's most pressing issues are apparently solved once they're on the UN agenda.
The only thing more bipartisan than Congress is who gets to pick their pockets.
Somewhere, a small business owner is trying to explain to their family why they can't get a loan because 'Congress had a disagreement.'
Macron and Merz are now furiously plugging EU priorities like they're trying to finish a group project before the class anarchist takes over.
My minister's career is over before it began, but at least we're not Russia. So, win-win?
When the biggest donor's pet project gets more traction than a broken vending machine at the DMV.
Apparently, 'noncitizen' is now code for 'anyone who didn't clap loud enough at the rally'.
Just when you thought Indian bureaucracy couldn't get more creative, they invented a manhole guard.
Severe weather disrupts daily life, demanding constant vigilance from emergency services and the public.
Rajasthan's CM is making sure his officials are ready for the monsoon. If only his officials were ready for their jobs.
Some careers just aren't worth the paperwork.
Somewhere in a precinct graveyard, a ghost is sweating bullets because Mullin's about to audit his voter registration.
Apparently, 'America First' now includes cleaning up after China's toddler-like tantrums.
Infrastructure failures deepen the impact of natural disasters on vulnerable communities.
Sudden storms transform quiet desert landscapes into deadly torrents.
Somewhere a 2020 voter is wondering if his phone number is still valid for a ballot.
We're not even through the midterms and Trump's already threatening the 2024 election, apparently thinking he can just DM the results.
Some generals believe they're fighting in WWII, Trump believes he's fighting in 2020.
After a lifetime of them basically inventing women's health themselves, it's bold to claim it's *finally* important.
A career dedicated to a cause finds new avenues for impact.
Heavy rainfall strains infrastructure, highlighting the need for resilient urban planning.
The echoes of past disasters cast long shadows over present communities.
Some call it a downpour, others call it a spiritual car wash.
The only thing sharper than the opposition's division is the government's ability to exploit it.
Hungarian Foreign Minister's Russia ties investigated; somewhere, a very confused pigeon is asking 'wait, *which* ties?'
Ethanol is just old gas pretending to be woke.
Now the NCP has to decide if they want to be bought or fought.
Some bridges are built to last; some just become aspirational lakes.
Somewhere, a party spokesperson is weeping into a spreadsheet of broken promises.
Somehow, the budget session debates managed to be less engaging than a rock concert.
Somewhere, a political strategist is explaining to their child why they only got participation trophies.
Finally, a plan that makes bureaucracy fun again: just delete the people who complain about it.
Somewhere, a government employee is already practicing their 'oops, we missed that one' face for the FCRA bill.
The only thing more exciting than the Labour leadership is watching paint dry, possibly.
The only thing more flexible than the BJP's policies is its definition of 'opposition'.
Somewhere in Delhi, a guy is furiously Googling 'what is a delimitation bill?'
Somewhere, the 'deep state' is drafting a strongly-worded thank-you note to China for being the perfect scapegoat.
Infrastructure failures under unseen water underscore urgent need for public safety oversight.
Turns out Trump's 'redacted' documents reveal that he *also* believes the earth is flat and gravity is a hoax.
Oh, the rain! Of course. What would Lagos be without its trusty monsoon to explain away every pothole.
Nitin Gadkari's solution to fuel preference is basically the automotive equivalent of 'eat cake'.
Somewhere, a corporate lawyer is screaming about using 'scientific papers' to disprove influencer anecdotes.
Somewhere, a CEO is drafting a memo that says 'Our cars are perfect. The fuel is too basic.'
Somewhere, a child trying to explain why they broke a vase is nodding vigorously.
We've achieved peak democracy: the President is lecturing us about election security by speaking about election security.
Swift action by authorities ensured the safety of all individuals during the river incident.