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Man United handed Matheus Cunha boost after Ancelotti snubs striker
Carlo Ancelotti left Matheus Cunha out of his latest squad, a decision Manchester United's recruitment team reportedly read as an open invitation rather than a warning sign. The Brazilian striker now finds his market heating up precisely because the most decorated coach in the room shrugged at him. United, who have spent a decade mistaking other clubs' leftovers for bargains, are said to be monitoring closely.
Source: Man United handed Matheus Cunha boost after Ancelotti snubs striker — Manchester Evening News
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