A baseball game is just two fanbases agreeing to be tired together.
Astros vs. Phillies: The Game That Refused to End
Houston and Philadelphia traded blows deep into the night in a game that refused to end, with both bullpens emptied and both fanbases running on fumes. The highlights package is basically a sleep-deprivation documentary. Neither team's fanbase is okay.
Source: Astros vs. Phillies: The Game That Refused to End — ESPN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 10, 2026.
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