Bayern's wage bill could buy Bodø/Glimt, the town, and the fjord it sits on, and they'd still need extra time to win.
Bayern Munich vs Bodø/Glimt: Champions League David-and-Goliath Clash
Bayern Munich host Norwegian champions Bodø/Glimt in the Champions League, a mismatch of resources that has become the tournament's favourite subplot. The Bavarians' wage bill dwarfs the entire Norwegian club's annual budget. Bodø/Glimt, unbeaten at home in Europe this season, arrive as the romantic underdog against a side that treats the group stage as a formality.
Source: Bayern Munich vs Bodø/Glimt: Champions League David-and-Goliath Clash — BBC
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