Mount's body has played more minutes in the treatment room than on the pitch, and somehow the physio still hasn't been named Man of the Match.
Carrick confirms Mason Mount substitution as injury concerns mount again
Michael Carrick confirmed Mason Mount was withdrawn during Manchester United's match, the latest in a long line of fitness setbacks for the midfielder since his arrival. United's medical staff will assess the extent, with the club already stretched in midfield. Fans on social media responded with weary familiarity rather than surprise, given Mount's recurring injury record at Old Trafford.
Source: Carrick confirms Mason Mount substitution as injury concerns mount again — Official Manchester United Website
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