At this point Simon Jordan has more appearances this season than most of the City squad, and statistically he's contributed less.
Simon Jordan delivers another blunt Man City and Maresca verdict
TalkSport pundit Simon Jordan has once again weighed in on Manchester City and Enzo Maresca, declaring the champions' form a symptom of the manager's shortcomings. The verdict, delivered with trademark certainty, arrives during a week when City have already been dissected by every other voice on the network. Maresca, still early in his tenure, has yet to respond.
Source: Simon Jordan delivers another blunt Man City and Maresca verdict — readmancity.com
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