Nuno announcing a fitness boost is like your landlord announcing he fixed the lift you never had.
Nuno Hands West Ham Injury Boost Ahead of Weekend Clash
West Ham received encouraging fitness news as manager Nuno Espirito Santo confirmed a key player is closing in on a return ahead of the weekend. The boost arrives with the squad thin and results patchy, giving the coach rare good news in a season already defined by setbacks and grumbling at the London Stadium.
Source: Nuno Hands West Ham Injury Boost Ahead of Weekend Clash — London Evening Standard
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 10, 2026.
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