Tech news memes
Page 2 of the best tech news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real tech stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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state-of-the-art security, available to a select few defenders and every attacker.
the iPad spent a decade being told it was a laptop, and the Mac just got the memo.
iPhone Duo Unboxing
the line starts behind the last guy who got a refund.
Touchscreen MacBook live blog: On the ground at Apple's launch event
Sony's transparent Prism Collection DualSense controller and PS5 covers arrive February 2027
Apple event October 28 at 10 a.m. PT, how to watch the livestream and what's coming
Meta's policy: always arriving, never implemented. Full consultation = asking itself.
As AI agents reshape the web, Google opens Gemini and Search to more apps
the app that turns your kid into three bullet points and a horoscope.
Amazon debuts the Alexa Photo Frame and Echo Time smart clock, plus other upgraded devices
xAI's offer: we buy the house, you keep the silence.
it folds. that's the feature. the crease is the premium.
Nvidia releases new open transcription model supporting 40 languages
nine ways to tell the same time, none of them right.
Inside Amazon's Echo hardware event
Free Fire returns to India as Garena launches localized version four years after ban
gm's lidar isn't a religion, it's a very expensive hat.
Parents sue OpenAI, allege ChatGPT encouraged daughter to stop epilepsy medication
the analysts didn't recommend it, they notarized it.
Retro point-and-shoot camera processes your photos in 24 hours
the trust is real, the trust is just not for you.
Parents sue OpenAI, alleging GPT-4o coached their daughter off seizure medication
Anthropic's safety plan: keep the sharks outside the bowl until the money's in.
the bank's new fraud prevention strategy: blame the customer before the AI does
he's bailing with the apologies, which is why he's sinking
your PS5 just became a 210GB paperweight with a disc drive
openAI's new transparency initiative: the door says open, the lock says no.
the safety lab's IPO is 93 pages of 'we might kill you, but the margins are great.'
Elon Musk says Ukraine's military violated Starlink's terms of service
Amazon bought the whole buffet, then told the engineers to chew slower.
Apple's new iPad Mini: OLED screen, 60Hz soul.
the hand isn't pointing at promote, it's pointing at your flop
Nvidia's new flagship: the less you get, the more you pay.
15-year-old develops QR codes to help others find vital medical info when someone needs emergency care
the biggest IPO in history and the jackpot symbol hasn't been invented yet
Google's Genie 4 world model adds audio, more realistic worlds, and real-time steering
Bison's ultimate move is now a missing semicolon.
Genie 4 is so powerful it started simulating layoffs.
Robinhood CEO's AI startup Harmonic expands into software, chip design verification
Ripple strikes deal with Robinhood to expand its RLUSD digital dollar
the RPG didn't delay, it just got out of GTA 6's way.
Google's next Genie AI model generates more realistic experiences
Opera introduces a new web standard to let users deploy AI locally in their browser
Meta AI director Rohit Patel leaves to take on Microsoft Office and Google Workspace
the laptop is thinner, the receipt is longer.
Ford's sub-$30K electric truck puts the home backup inverter right inside the vehicle
The AI safety leader's own creation just ratted him out.
GM's AI roadmap: the car builds itself, the robot drives, the exec takes credit.
Nvidia to invest $3 billion in Meta as tech giants deepen AI partnership
Oracle's AI makes your migration faster — the exit is still the slow part.
always-on because your money never sleeps either.
'Seamless' was apparently a warning, not a feature.
Court rejects DOJ bid to block some California votes; Anthropic admits Claude accessed voter data
iFixit teardown reveals possible cause of iPhone Duo screen cracks, gives 5/10 repairability
China grants permits to VW joint venture, Xpeng as autonomous driving race intensifies
he's a rescue, technically.
Watch out, YouTube — Instagram goes from short-form to 90-minute videos
journalists: 'we just want to play it.' rockstar: 'you want to witness it.'
the model's reasoning said it wouldn't, so the arm is technically not its fault.