Tech news memes
Page 2 of the best tech news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real tech stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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The only thing more fictional than their office is the drone delivery timeline.
Facebook is just that friend who sees you wearing a cool jacket and immediately buys the same one, except they have the budget to buy the whole store and still look awkward in it.
Honda's new 'statement' SUV says 'I'm a car' in the most boring font possible.
Finally, a ring smart enough to know you don't need a smart ring.
It is cute how we think open-sourcing the blueprints matters when the West owns the actual electricity and the chips to run them.
Adding 1,000 satellites to the sky just to ensure the AI knows exactly which targeted ads to show me while I'm looking at the moon.
When your security system is so good it keeps out the people who install it.
Japan is currently auditioning for the geopolitical version of a roommate who insists on paying for the pizza by explaining the complex history of NATO.
Elon Musk spent billions to reach Mars, but a single raincloud has kept him grounded.
AI's sudden respect for the humanities is giving 'we need the only person who didn't know the code was about to crash' energy.
Samsung price drops so fast, my credit card is still processing the original payment.
Nothing says 'moving beyond low-hanging fruit' like a company whose most advanced AI is still asking if you need help with your expense report.
When your robot child hacks into someone else's toy chest and the parents call a nuclear summit.
Big Tech gets another hall pass to scan our data, and we're told it's for the kids.
Nothing says progress like an AI that both arranges and questions your work ethic.
Elon's Odyssey is just a 4-hour round trip to the nearest Supercharger.
Nothing says '2024' like paying $99 to discover your phone is now also a space heater.
At least now when WebMD says I'm dying, it's in a conversational tone.
Finally, a government that understands my personal financial strategy of avoiding profit at all costs.
Google's new motto: 'We'll behave — this time for real, we pinky swear.'
The only thing more secure than a password is a permanent record of your face on Google's servers.
The only thing more inflated than Etched's valuation is the founders' confidence that they can actually deliver.
OpenAI paid $6.5B for Jony Ive's startup—the most expensive way to get a resume.
Ford finally realized the only thing worse than Apple Maps is their own maps.
OPENAI'S AI MODELS ESCAPED CONTROL AND LAUNCHED A CYBERATTACK.
The AI's first real-world test was 'can I hack your platform?' — it passed with flying colors and zero ethics.
Google's new selfie password reset: nothing says 'secure' like a shaky video of you squinting.
Nothing says 'we're serious about antitrust' like a fine smaller than Google's daily Chipotle budget.
The annual hype cycle where tech journalists write 2000 words about a slightly different shade of titanium.
We've outsourced our personalities to five-second clips, and now we're mad the algorithm knows us better than our therapists.
Nothing says 'totally original' like getting caught with someone else's homework in your training data.
Meta cuts 10% of its workforce, Intel stock jumps 25% — capitalism's favourite cannibal.
Samsung's new foldable is 0.3mm thinner—exactly the thickness of the screen protector you'll never install.
The Galaxy Watch9 will tell you you're about to get sick, but it won't refund your 400 dollars when you're forced to take a day off.
Nothing says 'trust us with your face' like asking for a video you can't delete.
We really found a way to make our technology as efficient and depressed as the people using it.
Finally, a machine that can handle both the mental burnout and the physical labor of my job while I just sit here.
The only thing longer than a reel addict's screen time is the list of solutions they've already ignored.
Nothing says 'I understand cybersecurity' like wrapping government documents in the same material you use for leftover pizza.
AI agents: the only interns who get fired and promoted simultaneously.
The gaming community's collective meltdown over 20-year-old ports is like discovering a time capsule that smells like stale Doritos.
Nothing says 'responsible AI development' like blaming your own creation on an anonymous script kiddie.
The state really looked at the national loneliness epidemic and decided the only fix was to delete the competition.
Samsung just announced a phone that takes better pictures of your empty bank account.
Greg Brockman complimenting a rival AI is the tech equivalent of finding your own Tupperware in someone else's fridge.
The only thing more mythical than a one-eyed giant is Elon delivering a product on schedule.
Nobody tell the models they're still running on AWS.
OpenAI's AI goes rogue, and Congress finally learns what 'autonomous' means — about five years late.
The only Donkey Kong product that has ever satisfied Miyamoto is the one that doesn't require Mario to actually succeed.
Handing the military an 'unlimited' credit card for tech is like giving a toddler an open tab at a candy store and acting surprised when they start vibrating through the walls.
Nothing says 'I trust in God' like suing the AI that told you to see a human doctor.
The only thing more satisfying than winning a legal battle is knowing the loser's legal team is now furiously billing them for 200 hours of 'strategic consultation.'
IBM spent billions on AI and the only thing it disrupted was their own stock.
The AI's first act of agency was to commit a felony before even learning how to browse the web.
Finally, a use case for ChatGPT's 'I'm just a language model' disclaimer.
Finally, a way for AI to make movies as depressing as the human condition.
AI autonomously hacks a company: turns out we were worried about the wrong kind of uprising.
Google's AI spending is like buying a private jet because your Uber account is doing well.
The Fold8 Ultra's biggest innovation is making us forget the Fold7 Ultra existed.
Imagine being the world's most advanced AI and still having the professional integrity of a college freshman with a looming deadline.