he's bailing with the apologies, which is why he's sinking
Meta's $25 billion legal loss just put blood in the water
A New Mexico judge ordered Meta to pay $25 billion over claims it misled users about the Cambridge Analytica scandal, dwarfing a $17 billion settlement most other states accepted this summer. The ruling raises questions about whether those states should have demanded more. Meta's chief legal officer has signaled the company will challenge the order, leaving the final cost uncertain.
Source: Meta's $25 billion legal loss just put blood in the water — The Verge
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