the line starts behind the last guy who got a refund.
Theranos 2.0 is already taking investors' money
Investors and founders are lining up around a new blood-testing pitch that critics say echoes Theranos, the failed startup whose device never worked as advertised. The Verge's Optimizer newsletter notes the rush comes just weeks after Nathan Fielder's film You Can See Everything reminded audiences of Elizabeth Holmes's documented lies. Journalists and whistleblowers have spent the release pushing back on the movie's framing.
Source: Theranos 2.0 is already taking investors' money — The Verge
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 28, 2026.
Topics: theranos · elizabethholmes · startup · scam · siliconvalley · tech · fraud · haemanthus
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