Chelsea's Mudryk gets a doping ban lifted and still can't buy a goal — some things are above the law.
Mudryk's doping ban lifted; he's free to keep not scoring for Chelsea
Mykhailo Mudryk's doping ban was partially upheld by CAS, but he's free to play again immediately. The FA confirmed the Chelsea winger can return to action, though the exact terms remain murky. Mudryk hasn't scored for Chelsea in months, so his comeback might be more symbolic than impactful.
Source: Mudryk's doping ban lifted; he's free to keep not scoring for Chelsea — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 31, 2026.
Topics: mykhailomudryk · chelseafc · dopingban · cfc · premierleague
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