Jason Tindall is the professional equivalent of that one guy who keeps trying to make eye contact at the office party after he's already been fired.
Jason Tindall breaks silence on Newcastle United exit
Newcastle United assistant manager Jason Tindall has publicly addressed his departure from the club following a wave of messages from fans. The exit marks the end of a tenure defined as much by his touchline visibility as by the team's tactical shifts under Eddie Howe, leaving supporters to wonder who will now stand front-and-center.
Source: Jason Tindall breaks silence on Newcastle United exit — Chronicle Live
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