Kolo Muani's medical: the only thing Juventus pays upfront these days.
Kolo Muani set for Juventus medical after PSG agreement
Kolo Muani is set for a Juventus medical within 48 hours after PSG agreed a deal. The French forward becomes the latest signing for a club known for creative accounting. Fans are cautiously optimistic—which for Juventus usually means disappointment.
Source: Kolo Muani set for Juventus medical after PSG agreement — Football Italia
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