Newcastle's scouting department just filed a missing persons report for their transfer budget.
Transfer Rumors: Guimarães to Arsenal? Froholdt to Newcastle?
Football transfer rumors suggest Bruno Guimarães could move to Arsenal, with Newcastle eyeing Victor Froholdt. The speculation cycle heats up as clubs haggle in the summer window.
Source: Transfer Rumors: Guimarães to Arsenal? Froholdt to Newcastle? — The Guardian
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