The only thing more meaningless than a pre-season friendly is the BBC giving it a full match report page.
Juventus vs Nice: The Most Pointless Match Report of the Summer
In a galaxy far, far away from competitive football, Juventus and Nice squared off in a club friendly. The BBC, in its infinite wisdom, devoted a page to the head-to-head stats. Fans scrolled past, players half-heartedly jogged, and the scoreboard blinked in existential ennui. Pre-season football: where the stakes are as low as the attendance.
Source: Juventus vs Nice: The Most Pointless Match Report of the Summer — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 31, 2026.
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