If aliens wanted eggs, they should've tried the breakfast buffet at the Trump Tower.
Televangelist claims aliens invaded her body, took her eggs
A televangelist claims aliens invaded her body and harvested her eggs, sparking a mix of fascination and ridicule online. The story highlights the intersection of faith, science, and the paranormal.
Source: Televangelist claims aliens invaded her body, took her eggs — r/nottheonion
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