Somewhere out there, two women are sprinting faster than any Olympic runner, all to save a seat they were never going to get anyway.
Two Women Chase Departing Plane Across Moscow Tarmac After Missing Flight
Two women chased a departing plane across a Moscow airport tarmac after missing their flight, forcing a delay and highlighting the extremes of travel desperation.
Source: Two Women Chase Departing Plane Across Moscow Tarmac After Missing Flight — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 15, 2026.
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