OnlyMarms: for the guy who's one sip away from donating his liver to a groundhog.
Colorado brewery to release 'OnlyMarms' beer to benefit marmot research
Colorado's WeldWerks Brewing Co. is releasing OnlyMarms, a beer whose proceeds fund marmot research, blending craft-beer culture with wildlife conservation. The limited-edition brew aims to raise awareness and money for the furry alpine rodents, tapping into the public's love for both IPAs and cute animals.
Source: Colorado brewery to release 'OnlyMarms' beer to benefit marmot research — r/nottheonion
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