70–80 years old and still knows how to make a splash — Timmy's retirement plan is just more ocean.
Massive 80-year-old 'sea turtle matriarch' rescued by Coast Guard triumphantly returns to the ocean
An 80-year-old, 270-pound loggerhead sea turtle named Timmy was rescued off the Florida Keys after erratic behavior. Rehabilitated at The Turtle Hospital, she was released back into the ocean to cheers. She had nested three times earlier in the season.
Source: Massive 80-year-old 'sea turtle matriarch' rescued by Coast Guard triumphantly returns to the ocean — Good Good Good
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