Even the eagles have a faster rebound rate than my ex's Instagram.
Shadow the eagle's new mate might be male, DNA says
Shadow, the famed Big Bear bald eagle, has already found a new mate following Jackie's disappearance. DNA tests reveal the new partner might actually be male, surprising researchers and delighting soap-opera-starved birdwatchers.
Source: Shadow the eagle's new mate might be male, DNA says — Fark
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