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Unexplained bulge at Miami airport leads to discovery of 10 live birds sewn into Cuban man's underwear
A visibly bulging pair of underwear at a Miami airport security checkpoint prompted officers to investigate, and they found ten live birds sewn into the garment worn by a Cuban man. Officials identified the species and detained the man on wildlife-smuggling charges. The birds were seized and handed to wildlife authorities for care.
Source: Unexplained bulge at Miami airport leads to discovery of 10 live birds sewn into Cuban man's underwear — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 11, 2026.
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