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Pastor who botched Rapture prophecy reschedules the apocalypse to October 12 or 13
South African pastor Joshua Mhlakela has revised his Rapture prophecy from September 23 to October 12 or 13, calling the new window the 'true feast of trumpets.' He blamed the original error on the Passover falling under Pisces instead of Aries, a claim Bible scholars dispute. Followers who quit jobs, skipped exams, and sold homes and cars over the first date are now regrouping for round two.
Source: Pastor who botched Rapture prophecy reschedules the apocalypse to October 12 or 13 — NY Post Weird But True
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