Liverpool's transfer strategy is just squinting at the academy and calling it a signing.
Jayden Danns stays, Liverpool preserves 134-year academy streak
Liverpool's decision to keep Jayden Danns at the club means they can avoid breaking a 134-year streak of fielding a homegrown player. The 19-year-old forward's loan recall or squad retention offers a cheap solution to their striker shortage, delaying any expensive January purchase.
Source: Jayden Danns stays, Liverpool preserves 134-year academy streak — This Is Anfield
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