Selby losing the British Open is like a librarian getting shushed — the universe finally correcting an imbalance.
Jones Shocks Selby to Win British Open Title
Unseeded Jackson Jones stunned four-time world champion Mark Selby to win the British Open snooker final, securing the biggest title of his career. Selby, chasing a first UK title in years, was outplayed in a tense final session. The win marks a major breakthrough for Jones, who had never reached a ranking final before this season.
Source: Jones Shocks Selby to Win British Open Title — BBC
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