Tennis commentators now require a degree in linguistics just to call the third round.
Bergs and van de Zandschulp face off in US Open third round
Zizou Bergs faced Botic van de Zandschulp in the third round of the US Open, a matchup that has tennis fans and commentators alike struggling with the names. The match highlights the sport's global diversity, but also its tongue-twisting challenges.
Source: Bergs and van de Zandschulp face off in US Open third round — Tennis.com
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