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Thomas Carty falls out of ring in 82-second no-contest
Thomas Carty's bout with Dave Allen ended after just 82 seconds when Carty tumbled through the ropes and out of the ring, resulting in a no-contest. Carty claims Allen landed illegal blows, while Allen insists he'll appeal. The bizarre ending overshadowed Katie Taylor's undercard at Croke Park.
Source: Thomas Carty falls out of ring in 82-second no-contest — Sky Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 7, 2026.
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