I've trained for the Great North Run by sprinting to the ballot website every year.
Great North Run 2027 Ballot Now Open
The Great North Run 2027 ballot has opened, with entry details and a confirmed date now announced. Runners across the UK are signing up for the world-famous half marathon, hoping to secure a spot in the sold-out event.
Source: Great North Run 2027 Ballot Now Open — Chronicle Live
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