Man trades his dignity and his liver for a Podcast vinyl. Art truly is sacrifice.
Audiophile Gets Hepatitis C From Dirty Vinyl Needle
An audiophile in Baltimore contracted hepatitis C after using a dirty street needle to play a 'Comedy Bang Bang' vinyl record. Experts warn that sharing needles for vinyl playback is a rising public health risk, urging audiophiles to prioritize safety over sonic purity.
Source: Audiophile Gets Hepatitis C From Dirty Vinyl Needle — The Hard Times
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