Adidas is suing a child over mucus. Somewhere a trademark lawyer just got a bonus for this.
Adidas sues schoolboy over snotty sleeve that 'infringed' its three stripes
Adidas has launched legal action against a schoolboy after he wiped his nose on his jumper sleeve, leaving two green streaks that the sportswear giant argues infringe its iconic three-stripe trademark. The case hinges on whether accidental nasal discharge constitutes brand misuse, with Adidas claiming the smeared marks mimic its protected design. The boy's family has not commented, and no court date has been set.
Source: Adidas sues schoolboy over snotty sleeve that 'infringed' its three stripes — NewsThump
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 9, 2026.
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