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New York magnet fisher catches safe full of soggy $100 bills, he says

A magnet fisher in New York pulled a safe out of the water containing $100 bills that were still wet, according to the man who found it. The discovery was shared in a Reddit post that drew attention for the sheer improbability of the haul. Details on the safe's origin, the exact amount inside, and whether the money was still usable have not been reported.

Source: New York magnet fisher catches safe full of soggy $100 bills, he says — r/nottheonion

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 9, 2026.