the ticket is in the pocket of the jacket you wore once, mate.
Hunt for £5.8million lottery winner who has yet to claim their prize
A Lotto ticket bought in Lewisham matching all six numbers in the September 26 draw — 22, 27, 38, 42, 47, 59 plus Bonus Ball 31 — is worth £5,844,340 and remains unclaimed, with the deadline set for March 25, 2027. Three other players in the same draw each won £1 million. Allwyn's senior winners' advisor Andy Carter urged players in the area to check their tickets, as a £12 million 'Must Be Won' draw follows this Saturday.
Source: Hunt for £5.8million lottery winner who has yet to claim their prize — Mirror Weird
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