if the search was unlawful the evidence doesn't count. that's why OJ walked.
Prince Andrew Declares Himself Innocent, Demands His Royal Titles Back
Prince Andrew claims that because police searches of his home were unlawful, he is cleared not just of misconduct in public office but of all other allegations, and has declared himself a respected royal again. He is demanding his titles back, an on-air apology from Emily Maitlis, a new It's A Royal Knockout, and a return to dating with an age cap of 29. His solicitor notes multiple police investigations remain ongoing.
Source: Prince Andrew Declares Himself Innocent, Demands His Royal Titles Back — The Daily Mash
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