Tex Walker's retirement is the first time he's left Adelaide, and the city still won't let him go.
Tex Walker Announces Retirement from AFL
Tex Walker, Adelaide Crows veteran forward, announced his retirement from AFL after a decorated 15-season career. Known for his leadership and goal-scoring, Walker's departure marks the end of an era for the club and its fans, who will now debate his legacy.
Source: Tex Walker Announces Retirement from AFL — ABC News & Headlines – Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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