Rangers' transfer window is just a group chat where everyone's too polite to ask if Chermiti actually exists.
Rangers' Chermiti Chase Has Derek McInnes Playing the World's Slowest Game of Patience
Rangers are in transfer talks for Youssef Chermiti, and Derek McInnes is playing it cool on timing. The saga drags on, with fans refreshing their feeds like it's a countdown to a launch that keeps getting delayed. Next stop: a deadline that's more of a suggestion.
Source: Rangers' Chermiti Chase Has Derek McInnes Playing the World's Slowest Game of Patience — scotsman.com
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