The Rockies' defense is so bad, the ball feels bad for them and lands in the gap on purpose. Diamondbacks: 'Thanks for the early Christmas gift.'
Rockies vs Diamondbacks: A Matchup of Abysmal vs. Middling
The Rockies' abysmal fielding and pitching have them staggering into Monday's matchup against the Diamondbacks, a team suddenly feeling generous. With odds favoring Arizona, Denver fans are bracing for another loss, wondering if the franchise's defense can get any worse. Probably not, but then again, it's the Rockies.
Source: Rockies vs Diamondbacks: A Matchup of Abysmal vs. Middling — Sports Illustrated
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 11, 2026.
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