18 seasons, one flag, and a farewell tour longer than the Crows' finals drought.
Taylor Walker announces retirement after 18 seasons with Crows
Taylor Walker, Adelaide Crows' all-time leading goal-kicker, announced his retirement after 18 seasons, effective end of 2026. Walker, 35, leaves as a club great but with only one premiership to show, prompting reflection on a career that never quite delivered the glory his talent promised.
Source: Taylor Walker announces retirement after 18 seasons with Crows — News.com.au
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