The rest of Europe's sprinters should just start a group chat called 'We Also Run Fast, Apparently.'
Imani Lansiquot Seals Fourth British Spot in Women's 100m Semis
Imani Lansiquot qualified for the women's 100m semifinals at the 2026 European Athletics Championships, making it four British sprinters in the semis. The British squad's depth stands out in a field where other nations may have fewer qualifiers, and the semifinal promises intense competition for medal spots.
Source: Imani Lansiquot Seals Fourth British Spot in Women's 100m Semis — olympics.com
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