Nine races, forty-five tipsters, one winner, and somehow it's never the bloke who paid for the coach.
Doncaster St Leger Festival Opens With Seven-Race Card On ITV
The St Leger Festival opens at Doncaster on Thursday with a seven-race card that ITV Racing will carry live, headlined by the Group 2 May Hill Stakes for two-year-old fillies. Punters face soft ground, big fields and the usual overconfident tipsters. The meeting builds toward Saturday's St Leger, the world's oldest Classic.
Source: Doncaster St Leger Festival Opens With Seven-Race Card On ITV — telegraph.co.uk
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