Science news memes
Page 5 of the best science news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real science stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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The biggest creatures in the ocean are also the best at making a comeback.
The best way to manage a global health crisis is to make sure nobody has a say in it.
Finally, a planet with an atmosphere — and we're already calculating the commute.
The 'it's healthy so I can eat more' logic is the same math that says five small salads equal one pizza.
Nothing says 'we did it' like a pile of ears and paws that don't quite know how to be wolves yet.
Captain Sekhar spent two decades elbow-deep in sludge so that future sailors can stay topside.
A bridge where bears and hikers can have a staring contest—and nature wins.
Nature's version of biting into a jalapeño popper that's actually a nuclear reactor.
Scientists: 'We made water from nothing.' Capitalism: 'Set up a subscription model.'
Somewhere, a Bronze Age woman is rolling her eye sockets so hard her bones rearranged.
We spent decades searching for alien life only to find it's just ocean water with extra steps.
We're basically paying for China to watch the universe's biggest fireworks show.
Finally, a prescription that's easier to swallow — and comes with a punchline.
Finally, a prescription that tastes like comfort.
The S-Class's owner finally understands why BMW drivers say 'no' around Leh.
The molecule makes headlines; the purification makes handprints.
Eric Stallard was floored by falling dementia rates — he double-checked for 2.5 years.
From nearly gone to 35,000 strong — Brazil's humpbacks are the comeback story of the century.
Cloning's biggest achievement in 30 years? Multiplying the number of people who oppose it.
The Journal of Imaginary Research is really expanding its scope — and its geography.
Somehow, Elon Musk's ego isn't the most fragile part of space travel.
Bryan Johnson's real age-reversal achievement: making millions of people simultaneously glad they're not him.
My favorite kind of science: the kind where I stay in bed and call it 'data collection.'
Who knew that telling stories about dirt could help save the planet?
The only thing more delicate than this damselfly's wings is the paperwork that brought it home.
The real breakthrough is that astronauts can now be told 'it's nothing serious' by a computer, same as the rest of us.
When a fossil's price tag exceeds its scientific value, paleontology becomes a spectator sport for the ultra-wealthy.
When the 'bad bug' costs more than the meal.
1 BILLION KM IN, 20 KM FROM TARGET — NOW WHAT?
Someone tell Elon we can just fold up the bridges and float 'em away now.
Somewhere, a carpenter just threw his hammer at a fish.
When a deity out-zones the loggers, nature wins — and the Zangbéto makes a better forest ranger than any permit.
A 5-second brain scan at 11 can predict how many friends you'll have at 18.
Billionaire logic: my house needs a dinosaur more than the nation's children do.
Space hasn't even hit its terrible twos and it's already got its act together more than I do.
A fossil is now a luxury collectible, and science just became the losing bidder.
The report's appendix is just a list of all the other reports we ignored.
If you've been holding your breath for good environmental news, you can finally exhale — Europe's air is 59% less sulphurous since 2015.
The irony? That voice was the one not smart enough to keep up with your brain.
Sharks: nature's most misunderstood janitors, quietly keeping the ocean's credit score up while we throw them a pity party every July.
A $260 million check that won't bounce and might just keep the fish swimming.
Who knew the world's rarest sea turtle had a comeback chapter this good?
First they tell us worms can feel pain, now they're building skyscrapers with their teeth.
A leopard may not change its spots, but a war zone can't stop it either.
If you're seething with jealousy that someone else got famous for picking up whale doo, you're not alone.
Reverse sprinkler? That's the puzzle that kept Feynman up? Meanwhile, I can't get my lawn to grow.
Each baby T. rex was about the size of a small dog — with a mouthful of serrated teeth that could already deliver a nasty bite.
A virtual particle lives for only 10^-22 seconds—less time than a photon takes to cross an atom—yet without them, you'd fall apart.
From a 380-million-year-old fish to a Chilean wasp, Sir David's personal ark just keeps getting more eclectic.
Imagine convincing a whole village to hug a tree—with science, not slogans. That's Rare.
When you're an 18-month-old koala and your shots come in pairs—that's how you know science has your back.
Of course the ancient world's Einstein went by a nickname you'd give a barn pet.